Are you continually plagued by the need to photoshop your friends? Does the need to transform their clothes and whereabouts get your fingers twitching?Then look no further, this is the blog post for you.
Starting with the basics, you can always use the old trusty Paint.
Its easy, its on every windows computer, it doesn't complain about format, you can do a multitude of things on it. Here is a sample of what one of the taleneted people from Deviant art have done on it.
Or a lovely grandpa
www.vimeo.com/70748579
If you have a mac or are in just one of those situations, then there is paint online
www.getpaint.net/.
It doesnt matter if you dont know how to draw, Allie, from hyperbole and a Half, seems not to know very much about drawing but just look at this post. I challenge you to tell me this is not funny.
Free, (no registration needed, online editing photo tools)
If online editing is your game, and you cant use apps like Bitstrips because your phone is too old or you just don't fancy peering onto a tiny screen, then there is all these sites.
FotoFlexer
They say they are the most advanced online photo editotr, its quite a claim and propbably untrue as I think the greatest tools in the world are layers and liquify and it doesn't really have a way for the user to control either with any degree of accuracy, but they are a nice stable, not too many pop up ads tool
Ipiccy
This is a good one, it seems to have greatly improved since the sad demise of Picnik( will no other online editor ever tell me its installing the sunshine) Its got great stickers to decorate your pictures with.
Luna pic
Is also a is great little tool, my tool of choice since Aviary(http://www.aviary.com/) went away, its got the liquefy tool, cleverly relabelled at the liquid resize tool and is great for hiding that prutuding pully or shrinking down jawlines so you can make your friends look like anime characters.
Fotor
Fotor is also a good tool. Really terrible collages though, has some really funny ideas about resizing and is very inflexible with letting you edit the shape of the individual pictures. Likes to crash, for no reason too, so if you think you'll just take time to get to know it, realise you could lose your 2-3 hours of work at any time, irrecoverably.
Collages
You can make just random collages, when one picture isnt enough and you need to blend a few pics to show an event or so
Photovisi
Turn each precious photo into a randowm shape where you cant see any of the actual pictures properly because of the filter they have used
Collage
I've not used this site, but if you have, feel free to give me some feedback on it.
Frames
Sometimes you just want a random pretty frame. This often means bouncing back inbetween sites edit the pic in one sie, add the frame in another site then go to yet another site because it had the right stickers. It's a tough old world.
Framemypic.com
loonapix.com/framer
adornpic.com/frames/
If you dont like it you can always learn how to use a package like GIMP, Inkscape or any other vector graphics editor. You may even have to dig deep and get photoshop and just download image libaraies or make your own stickers. See you in six moths then!
Gifs
If you have quite a few phots you wish to link together, like a wink or your frined jumping or dancing, you may wanna consider making your own gif.Heres a good place.
makeagif.com/
Very easy to use and does exactly what it says on the tin.
Something deserves honourable mention and its Blingee. Do you miss the shockingly bad graphics of myspace and the early 1990s internet? Does the mere mention of the word gif fill you with thougts of glaring multicolours and uncesssary flashing? Do you wonder how one person could hope to blend colour and black and white photos with rainbows, bling and an obscene amount of cats expect it to be still tasteful? Wonder no more. Here is dedication to Paul Walker Go to the site, its much, much worse.
In their tagline, thry call it "A Creative Community for Fans, Photos and Fun" I think it's a product of people not being allowed to spend enough time outside to experience the mindnumbingly boring reasuance of the wind blowing the leaves of a tree, or the stars at night. Granted it is hard to understand the night sky. It is massive, it takes a whole year of watching just to see all of it and if you change hemispheres you have to do it all over again. Far easier to sit in front of your pc looking at an overdecorated gig, the loop comes round much quicker and its warmer indoors too.
Videos
A final thing you can do for your unwitting friends, is make them dance in videos you can sick their head on a moving template and voila your friend is now a disco dancer.
Here area few sites
mushygushy.com
blabberize.com
pictogames.com
muglets.com
gizmoz.com
Or just for Christmas, you can
www.elfyourself.com/
If you wish, you could even, go one step further and edit the video frame by frame
Jashaka
It is free and allows you to edit each frame to your heart's delight: effects, painting, etcetera.